Fool me once...

As fate would have it, I was in a rush, needed breakfast, and stopped at the local Tim Horton's again. This time I thought I'd order a Bagel B.E.L.T. sandwich.

With bacon, I stressed. I felt it may have been redundant, given that B.E.L.T. stands for bacon, egg, lettuce, and tomato. But if experience is any indicator...

Sure enough, when I got to the sandwich counter, I watched as the employee took some bacon out of the little drawer (convenient!) and put it into my...

Homestyle biscuit sandwich??

Granted, I suppose I should have been suspicious when the cashier failed to ask me to specify what kind of bagel I wanted.